Good news folks!
Saint IRS is sending out your checks next week! (see more below)
Except for you non-essential workers who lost your job, are self-employed, an independent contractor working for Uber, you moochers forgetaboutit
And if you are on SS but also get Medicaid? Who knows
Priorites for the stimulus checks are:
1. Corporations silly, Millionaires and billionaires who got.a huge tax cut, don’t pay taxes but are Trump and GOP donors and vote for them, they just really need more money really bad to not pay their workers a living wage, to lay workers off and hoard some more money, just ask Jeff Bezos and Amazon delivery drivers and workers!
2. Has Saint VP Pence got a deal for you
Churches/pastors who pay 0 taxes can qualify as small businesses !
Churches and pastors re eligible to receive SBA loans regardless of whether they provide secular social services. if people want government money to preach religion for a profit, it's persecution if the government says no. FAQ promises you'll soon be able to get taxpayer help to set up your very own Ice Cream Truck Ministry!
And since SBA loans are good for pastors! if you are using government money for a soup kitchen or thrift store, you can't put up a WHITES ONLY sign, but if you get a bailout loan to pay your pastors' million dollar salary, feel free to be as bigoted as you want. Praise Jesus and the Easter Bunny.
3. Speaking of small businesses, Saint Barbie aka Ivanka is coming to the rescue for you
(Hers is a small business?) with Chinese patents on coffins voting machines and so much more nepotism and cash for her
4. Saint IRS
Who is eligible for the Economic Impact Payment?
U.S. citizens or resident aliens who:
Have a valid Social Security number,
Could not be claimed as a dependent of another taxpayer, and
Had adjusted gross income under certain limits.
Who will receive the Economic Impact Payment automatically without taking additional steps?
Most eligible U.S. taxpayers will automatically receive their Economic Impact Payments including:
Individuals who filed a federal income tax for 2018 or 2019
Individuals who receive Social Security retirement, disability (SSDI), or survivor benefits
Individuals who receive Railroad Retirement benefits
Information You will Need to Provide
Full name, current mailing address and an email address
Date of birth and valid Social Security number
Bank account number, type and routing number, if you have one
Identity Protection Personal Identification Number (IP PIN) you received from the IRS earlier this year, if you have one
Driver’s license or state-issued ID, if you have one
For each qualifying child: name, Social Security number or Adoption Taxpayer Identification Number and their relationship to you or your spouse
If there is any money left over, you just might get some money
4. Worker bees who vote for trump? farm workers, nah
5. Retirees who did not vote for trump?
6. Forget all of the rest of you losers
7. People without homes, 0 money for you but you get the COVID-19 coronavirus for FREE, sickness and death are a real bonus !